You may not know this, but the Illuminati exists. At least 21% of adults believe this and it’s hard to believe that they are wrong.
The conspiracy version of the Illuminati is that it is an organization that lurks in the shadows and conspires to control world affairs, by masterminding events and planting agents in government and corporations, in order to gain political power and influence and to establish a new world order.
As proof of the reach and power of the Illuminati all you have to do is look at the dollar bill. The back of the bill shows the Great Seal of the U.S., the pyramid and the eagle. The pyramid, topped by a glowing eye, is a representation of the Illuminati’s power and penchant for surveillance. The Latin phrase “Novus Ordo Seclorum” means “A New Order of the Ages” and the phrase “Annuit Coeptis” means “God has Favored out Undertakings,” which are signs that the Almighty supports the Illuminati efforts to reshape the world.
In addition, “1776,” is the date of both America’s independence and the Illuminati society’s founding. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
The power of the Illuminati is global. Apparently, the Illuminati control the United Nations and the World Economic Forum. Their members include a who’s-who of powerful people; Bill Gates, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Mark Zuckerberg, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Elon Musk and the Rothschild and Rockefeller families
Given their power and broad reach, I decided to explore joining the Illuminati. Even the Masters of the World need a web site (illuminati.am), so I visited it. They have quite the mission statement:
“The Illuminati has no belief but the sovereignty of the human species. The Illuminati is not a church, religion, political group or charity organization, but an elite collective of global influencers who work to further the interests of the human species as a whole. Our decisions are independent of all human decisions, including religious and political differences. We operate solely for the benefit of the human species we have been entrusted to protect and therefore make no demands of our citizens regarding personal worship, morality or belief.”
You can learn more at the Illuminati web site. You can also buy all kinds of Illuminati apparel, hats and talismans. At the web site I joined the Illuminati and now have an official membership card.
Now that I am a member of the ranks of the masters of the universe, I can see the conversation below as I meet people at a party.
New friend: So, what do you do?
Me: I am a member of the Illuminati. We believe that the preservation of the human species supersedes all. To make sure of this, we use our vast network of powerful people to mastermind events, plant agents in governments and design US currency. How about yourself, what do you do?
New friend: Nothing that exciting. I am a professional sword swallower.
I’ll send your regards to Beyonce and Hillary Clinton when I see them at the annual, super-secret Illuminati Conference.